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Marco Rubio says he'd like to have a beer with Malala. She's an under-age Muslim.

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Very brief diary, but it'll give you a chuckle.  Amusing GOP campaign flub of the day - this one from the pundits' new "strong gainer" Marco Rubio.

He was asked at a NH campaign event, a Q&A Forum at St Anselm's College, which non-political public figure would he like to have a beer with.

His answer?

"Malala."

This is funny on two obvious levels:  Malala is a practicing Muslim; as such she will not drink alcohol.  And of course she is a teenager.

It's also funny on a third: the sense that Rubio has no real clue who Malala is.  It's like she was given to him as a focus-group-tested answer for him to file away in his smooth talkin' mental Rolodex.  "Say 'Malala' when you have to name a hero or something like that; the young people think she rocks and you need to connect with the young people.  So, 'Malala'."

Plus a fourth level: He apparently doesn't know that she is a teen, thus doesn't know that his answer would come across as, well, just a tad creepy.

Funny stuff, this.  Wonder if Rubio might also like to have scallops wrapped in bacon with Netanyahu.


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